Lupie Gurl Episode 7

Life of a Lupie Gurl.. Episode 7

Lupus really trips out sometimes. I mean really trips out. It’s like when lupus doesn’t see me for a day or so she comes back with a vengeance. So, today I went to get out of bed and lupus decided that my feet were all hers. I placed my feet on the floor, thought I had it made took a couple of steps and *BAM* I was greeting the floor. “Oh hello floor you are always there to catch me, I love you!” I couldn’t even cry, I could only laugh and think DAMN! I laid there as I laughed and said (in my Michael Jackson voice) “Lupus you really knocked me off my feet now baby *hee hee*.” I eventually got up and made my way to the bathroom with semi swollen sausage toes leading me into the day.

Life of a Lupie Gurl, its not always pretty but there’s no reason I can’t laugh it out.

That Lupie Gurl Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart Assy, beating lupus one laugh at a time! #LupusInColor

Dear Lupus Break Up?

Dear Lupus,

I just wanted to let you know that you may want to leave me. I know you love me and have been so loyal to me, but honestly…… well……. I don’t know how to say this….

*taking a deep breath looking you in the eyes*

I’M CHEATING ON YOU!

Yes, Yes I know it’s a shock. I know you thought we were exclusive in our relationship, but I’ve found someone else. I’ve been cheating on you for sometime now and at this point I really don’t care if you find out. What is that? You want to know who I’ve been cheating on you with?

Well…. I don’t know if I should tell you… Promise you will get mad? I’ve been cheating on you with LIFE… Yep I’ve been cheating on you with LIFE! There I said it. Now you know I can’t be faithful to you and since you wanted me all to yourself you may as well pack your bags and leave. You’ve already taken all of my money so you can have the pain and the suffering too. I won’t fight you in court for that. The children, hurt and guilt, yeah I’m not really attached to them either you can be their parent and I am sure you will make sure they are well taken care of.

13566913_1168548869832823_692149972718939399_nLife has been good to me so I think I’m going to stay with it and keep moving and living beyond what you try to put me through with this trying and hard divorce. I’m sure you are wondering why I was cheating…. Well honestly I am cheating to win. I can’t live with you controlling me and frankly LIFE is so much better for me than you are….. I love LIFE and honestly my love for you was never there…..You should take it personally because it’s all you that made this happen.

You can’t stay with me while I’m cheating… I’m not good for you. You should move on!

Me!

‪#‎LupusInColor‬

Life of a Lupie Girl Episode 4

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Life of a Lupie Gurl Episode 4…

Dear Lord,

Thank you for the sense of humor that you instill in us as we battle lupus. Yesterday we forgot our address and gave the wrong one to someone coming to pick us up. Last Saturday we woke up running swiftly to get everyone up and out for school and work. Only to realize after cooking and dressing it was the weekend and everyone was off all day. Today, we popped out of bed thinking everyone was late ran downstairs, into the kitchen to begin breakfast only to slip and fall on the kitchen floor. As we lay to make sure nothing is hurt, to our surprise as we look at the clock from the floor, it was only 4:30am. We lay there getting ready to cry and scream “why me?” but, the dog rushes to catch your tears with her stinky tongue and gets you in the eyeball and right up your nose…. Your beginning of a meltdown is quickly diverted and turned into laughter as the dog jumps on you to play.

Thank you for the gift of laughter and humor, without it lupus would bore us to death, literally!

Life of a Lupie Gurl, its not always pretty but there’s no reason I can’t laugh it out.

That Lupie Gurl Classy, Sassy and a bit Smart Assy, beating lupus one laugh at a time!‪

~Lupus In Color‬~